day one of loneliness
I got an idea. Let’s make the car a place of silent reflection from now on, okay?
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I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I’ve reblogged this at least ten times since 2009 ok
I really dreaded going into work today because one of my managers was a real jerk to me on Wednesday bUT it was so busy I didn’t even have time to worry about it. It helped that another manager was there and I’m his newbie favorite so he moves things around for me to reach and etc, so it was nice.
And I decided if I was going to get shit on, I’d just smile and keep working and saying thank you and please and you know what … you can’t hate someone who just refuses your hate, I’m fucking serious. Especially me. If you hold some sort of stock in my life and I want you to like me, you’re going to fucking like me, you motherfucker. I’m going to be SO aggressively nice to you, and I will mean it.
Anyway, at the end of the day we ended up chatting a bit and I asked him to give me the afternoon of the 15th off for summer cut and he was very cool about it so… it worked.